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No means Yes and Yes means Butt Stuff aka Grapeseed Church.


Today i got to attend Grapeseed Church. i am being told that their church is lead by a Bear. If my research is correct that makes him a power bottom.


Grapeseed seems like the charter to start with for the down fall. They are not for sure what is and is not church attire.


Grapeseed is very concerned with blood type for some reason. not sure if they are vampires or simply twisted people.


Unlike the other charters Grapeseed focuses on spending money, which they refer to as "the Green stuff" or "The Devils Lettuce". SKEL might be able to buy their loyalty if all of SKEL money didnt go to

getting Weavie Filipino boys every weekend.


Grapeseed deals in voodoo. I will have to pray even harder to Tom Cruise for his protection aginast their possible spells.


IPMC do public lobby rides! I wish SKEL would do some public lobby rides. But Havoc gets too tilted when he gets caught using his mod menu.


I have come to the conclusion that Grapeseed are mainly made up of lawncare professionals. There is alot of talk of "Grass" amongst the members.

Not to mention the crazy amount of bags filled with freshly cut grass just laying around the club.


They also seem to really enjoy blue cotton candy as there are a few bags of it laying around as well.


I am not sure if i am seeing this right but I believe the bartender is the same lady at each charters clubhouse. Either she is amazing at her job

or IPMC has unlocked the ability to clone people. I will start searching the garages for signs of cloning vats.


If they have acheived the ability to clone they have not yet perfected it. The bartender has a major speed dependency that should really be looked into.


No signs of a secret lever for said cloning vats. There has to be a secret room somewhere.


Roundtable is over. They are all circling around me doing the jerking motion with their hands. I am feeling uncomfortable.


OH MY GOD!! THE G IN GRAPESEED IS SILENT!!! SEND BACKUP!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! NO...GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I HAVE PROMISED MYSELF TO TOM CRUISE!!!

I POOP FROM THERE!!!!





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