Well by George! December has come and gone and the year of 2024 is around the corner! Some of you reading it are already there! How is it? Let me know.
The New Life Festival is currently here and lots of the Punks are taking advantage of the XP bonus and getting all sorts of goodies! Lots of events happened where we had to track down Santa and his arch nemesis(?) Krampus in order to get our presents from them!
We also had a 50/50 raffle set up by new high council member Banana to help raise money for the guild AND an auction set up by war monger Jess to also help out with guild funds! Kai ended up somehow winning due to cheating Kionney out of gold and the Jess made a SHITLOAD of gold from the auction.
Here are some photos of the New Life Festival costume and housing competition! Vytria and Kionney won respectively!
The Punks have also saved Mrs. Claus from having to work at the "Peppermint Stick, It In Me" club due to the Elves organizing some type of coup against their boss! Our very own Crash has written a story about it: "In the land of Tamriel, during the holiday season, the Infernal Punks guild was in high spirits. SirWumpyFlump, known for collecting cheese wheels and telling stories, along with Red7Velvet, famous for their playful pranks, were at the center of the festivities. The guildhall sparkled with colorful decorations, and JediGrindTricks and Philamina were busy setting up a feast with sweetrolls and special spiced eggnog.
Amidst the cheerful chaos, Scoot stumbled upon a strange mudcrab emitting holiday vibes. They hurried to seek advice from Kairxu, an expert in ESO relics. The guild quickly gathered, with Toomba providing clever humor during their quest.
Their journey took them through snowy mountains and ancient ruins, where they encountered tricky netch creatures and solved challenging puzzles. BobDragonSlayer, known for expertise in dragon lore, guided them. Vxnn13 brewed useful potions, allowing them to do amazing things.
As they ventured deeper, BrainFartLOL's funny songs echoed in the caves, while Shrimpofthenorth cooked delicious dishes even Daedric Princes would envy. The guild formed strong bonds, relying on SeanDUrban's strength and Biggblyat's stealth to navigate dangerous places.
Their adventure reached its peak in a forgotten Dwemer city, filled with relics hinting at a holiday portal. Led by Kionney and assisted by SlayerSyrena's knowledge of ancient scripts, they discovered the power of the glowing mudcrab—a portal to a realm filled with holiday magic.
Jessa420 and Crash activated the portal, and the guild, led by SirWumpyFlump, entered a dazzling realm adorned with twinkling stones and enchanted snowberries.
In this magical land, Red7Velvet led fun games involving cheese wheels, while JediGrindTricks and Philamina shared stories by a cozy fire. Amid the laughter and joy, the guild members felt a deep bond of friendship.
As the night went on and the special eggnog flowed, laughter filled the air. SirWumpyFlump, with a mischievous grin, suggested, "Let's sing our guild song!" And they all joined in, celebrating their adventures together.
But the story didn't end there. The Infernal Punks, along with new members Spoon, XiokroDarc, BananaFish, Grumpy, Ummii, Jalken, and Brain Shredder, stumbled upon a surprising plot at the North Pole. The Elves had decided to run a different kind of business, and Mrs. Claus was performing at a club called "The Peppermint Stick, It In Me."
Santa needed their help to save Christmas and rescue Mrs. Claus. They embarked on a daring mission to snatch treasures and outwit the Elves.
Their journey led them through snowy landscapes, dark dungeons, and even a tempting dance club. Along the way, they faced traps, tricky guards, and the allure of the club's performances.
In a heist filled with humor and adventure, they managed to steal Santa's bag of riches from the Elves. Temptation was strong, but they stayed true to their friends and their mission.
With a bag full of treasures, they returned to Santa, saving Christmas and reuniting Santa with Mrs. Claus. The Infernal Punks, including their new friends, had successfully pulled off an unconventional heist in the spirit of holiday cheer.
As they celebrated their victory, the guild members couldn't help but laugh at the crazy adventures they had been on. They proved that friendship, humor, and unity were the greatest treasures of all.
And so, they returned to Tamriel, ready for their next exciting adventure."
Remember that we helped you big time Mr and Mrs Claus when presents time comes around next year!
We have had some PROMOTIONS this month!
TemporalPariah has made champion!
Vytria has made champion!
Sadly our dear Syrena has stepped down from her position as Guardian due to some burnout with the game. Thank you Syrena for the time you've put into the guild and the events you supplied us with!
In honor of Syrena here is a photo of her toe biting bird Coco:
Here are some
Past Events:
Banana - vKA, Ari and vinny first clear
Vxnn13 - Psijic Skill Line
Kai and Vanarch - Normal Trial
Vxnn13 - Wolfy Dungeon
Kionney - Late Night Fishing
Umi - vDSR
Banana - Skypoints
Vxnn13 - Wolfy Dungeon
Wumpy - Transmute Tuesday (but on a Saturday)
Kai - nDSR
Sean - Zone Bosses
Wumpy - Transmute Tuesday
Scoot - Western Skyrim Dailies
Jess - Auction Harvest Run
Kionney - How-To: Understanding the ESO Market
Scoot - Lead farming/Scying event
Kionney - Holiday Meme Run
Scoot - Western Skyrim Dailies
Kionney - Tower of Beacon Zero Lead Farming
Vxnn13 - Gold Coast World Bosses
Wumpy - Transmute Tuesday
Crash - Santa's Thieves Save Christmas
Kionney - 'Fire Drake's Flame' Dye Farm
Banana - Naked Normal Dungeon with Xandrixist and Mule
Shrimp - vCR+1 Trainer
Kionney - Hide-&-Seek Santa (over 2m given away in prizes and gold)
Vxnn13 - Wolfy Dungeons
Vxnn13 - Wolfy Dungeons
Upcoming Events:
Wolfy Dungeons by Vxnn13
nDSR by Philamina
How-to: Crowns by Kionney
Probably more transmute tuesday cuz everyone loves transmutes by Wumpy
and whatever else we feel like doing!
What are some notable achievements that members have done this month?
Spoon - Unlocked all but one deck for ToT
Grumpy - Flawless Conqueror
Kai - Nothing
Scoot - Gryphn Heart
Smirk - Learned how to hold statues in vSS
Temporal - Farmed a ton of AP
Vxnn13 - Alpha Predator
Vytria - Caldwell’s Silver
Kionney - Blew a lot of gold
RedVelvet - Learned to heal
Sean - Earned some farm achievements while hunting dragons
Banana - made 15 million gold this month
Crash - finished a couple hard mode trials
Jess - NOTHING
Renegade - not dead
Wumpy - True Genius
Ariako - Cleared most of the vet trials
Drawishes - Collected all the daily rewards for the whole month
Oceania - Grand Master Furnisher
Scriff - Almost level 50 on arcanist
Special Thanks:
Shrimp - 5 million gold
Syrena - 250K gold
Wump - 50K gold
Crash - 1 million gold
BE SAFE FOR THE NEW YEAR. Or don't. I'm not your daddy
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